So, we all know about graduated Arizona Softball hottie Taryne Mowatt, and how sales of Jergen’s skyrockted in the Valley of the Sun. Well, Miss Mowatt is now a member of the Washington Glory…which while interesting, isn’t as interesting as the next tidbit.

Her new teammate is former Arizona Sun Devil Softball Star Bianca Cruz.

Being the Wildcas and Sun Devils are bitter rivals, I imagine both girls have quite a few topless, hair pulling, jello infested fights…late at night while I sit in my parents basement…watching re-runs of Baywatch, equipped with my 16 oz bottle of…err, I mean, uh…back on topic….

If you haven’t taken part in a fun evening of ESPN 2 softball recently, it’s of my suggestion you do.

Sure…most of the lovely ladies are about twice my size and lumber down the basepath like Cecil Fielder after a McDonalds bender, but, for all the pain that causes…there is your Bianca Cruz.

I’m proud to say I’m a huge fan of the Gloryholes now.

Props to WJFK for the pic.

Video: http://www.faniq.com/blog/Michael-Barrett-Fouls-95-MPH-Fastball-Back-Into-His-Face-Blog-10018

Please excuse my mental vomit here while I get this in working order.

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http://www.ebsports.net/bbs

Now, I’ve heard of some strange perks in my day…but never to the level that the Russian Football team took during their Euro Cup 2008 run.

For every goal scored in their semi-final match with the smelly Spainards, they were offered two women…and not only women, but hot women.

Russian Euro 2008 players have been promised two gorgeous girls for each goal they score.

Wealthy socialite Pyotr Listerman was filmed making the offer to star player Andrei Arshavin, 27.

Listerman, known for setting up rich Russians with wives, said: “For each goal I’ll present two beautiful chicks. Watch the guys react.”

Well, hey. Good to see the international sex trade is alive and kicking.  Who says Communism doesn’t work? If only their futbol team wasn’t made up of garbage men and rocket scientists.

Oh, and if you’re wondering. They lost.

In more ways than one.

Thanks to WL for the tip.

Breaking News: This just in - Kobe is a dumbass.

I don’t want to get into specifics, but let’s just say I bet he’d any white woman above the age of 15 to sit on his face and gyrate back and forth. Speaking of - How’s the ass taste, Kobe?

/SHAQ FU!

Yea, so what. We know the Heat are as relevant as my jizz at the local sperm factory. But, when it comes to large, fake, plastic knockers and girls with tongue rings pretending to give fellatio to a champagne bottle, my interest becomes sparked. So thus, here we go. A few Miami Heat Dancers getting their slut boogie on down in the M-I-YAY-YO.

Check out Teh Chav for some more slutarifics.