by Black and Blue
The Ballad Of An “Out-Of-Town” Magic Fan
I am an ‘out-of-town’ Magic fan, which is to say I don’t live in Orlando or anywhere near it. I live in New York City and follow a team that is roughly a bajillion miles away from me. This isn’t exactly an easy thing, but one thing makes it harder: The complete inability of anyone around me to understand how I could possibly follow the Orlando Magic.
A lot of people I know are sports fans. Their friends are sports fans. Their friends’ friends are sports fans…You get the picture. With this in mind, you can imagine how many times I have this conversation:
Guy: “So, who is your favorite basketball team?”
Me: “The Orlando Magic”
(Silence)
Guy: “Um….why?”
Me: “I like the city of Orlando, I like the players, I like the colors, I write a popular online blog for the team (http://blackandbluemagic.blogspot.com/), and sometimes I run around trying to terrorize little children with a “Stuff The Magic Dragon” mascot head.”
Guy: “Wait…didn’t you grow up in New Jersey? You’ve lived in the northeast your entire life.”
Me: “I know, but my parents and I spent every summer in Orlando, and I just love the area.”
Guy: (Trying to wrap head around it) “But…you grew up in New Jersey. What’s wrong with the Nets?”
Me: “Well, Orlando was just such a better place and when I was growing up the Nets were like an ABA team they were so bad and…you know what? I’m just going to talk to someone else. Smell ya later”
Every exchange I have with a sports fan is like that. One day it got me to thinking: Is this what fans of other teams go through? To answer that question I asked a random guy on the streets of New York who his favorite basketball team was. After making sure I wasn’t mugging him, he cautiously said “The Chicago Bulls”. I asked why and he looked at me with the same level of confusion that someone would have had if I asked him ‘If Jeff Van Gundy’s bags under his eyes are so big, why don’t they have own zip code?’ He snorted, responded, “I like the Bulls because of Michael Jordan. Duh” and walked away. A few more people I asked had similar answers:
“The Cavs. Lebron is awesome.”
“The Nets. Kidd and Carter’s finals run a few years back was amazing.”
“The Lakers. Can’t argue with titles, baby! Sorry about that whole ‘stealing Shaq from you’ thing by the way.”
After pushing that Lakers fan off of a cliff I realized something. Although all of these people were native New Yorkers, they gave one concrete reason to follow teams out of town: Their teams had success. Thinking about it, I too would give a quizzical look if someone told me they were a Raptors, Grizzlies or Hornets fan. Those teams just don’t have a bombast of a team full of winners/adulterers like Kobe Bryant.
Looking at the Magic, since the heyday of the team when they had Shaq (which, in case you wanted to feel old, was over 10 years ago) there wasn’t really much to cheer for in Orlando. The team has inhaled and spit out players like Tracy McGrady, Steve Francis, Mike Miller, Ben Wallace, and most recently Grant Hill, all while barely being a blip on the league’s radar. Furthermore, the team’s playoff experience since Shaq is roughly equivalent to the “days without pooping themselves” experience of the Golden Girl’s cast…which is to say not very good.
The more I thought about the reaction out-of-town Magic fans get nowadays, the more I thought about the good ol’ days of Penny and Shaq. I don’t remember having to defend my team choice as much back then, and the questions as to how I could like the team started roughly around the time Doc Rivers took over. I consider this period, as does the Encyclopedia Brittanica, ‘The Great Anal Rape Of Out-Of-Town Orlando Magic Fans’ as it blew most people’s minds how anyone could be a fan of a team full of no-names and Doc Rivers. From this moment on, things were different.
Most people know that for the team to get more respect, they just have to win more. –What isn’t published in any magazine anywhere is that the same thing with respect goes for the fans. The day the league starts to look at the Magic and says, “Wow, these guys are good” is the same day that out-of-towners like me will stop being questioned as to how we could like the Magic. Winning breeds confidence, but in NBA circles it also breeds familiarity. Everyone knows that the Suns run a lot, the Lakers are a Kobe solo project, the Spurs win with foreigners, and the Mavericks are a kooky Dirk and Mark Cuban reality show. By and large the league still doesn’t know the identity of the Magic, and with the team in such a state of flux it can be argued they don’t know right now either. If the team succeeds with their proposed run-and-gun style, I could already see other NBA fans taking notice and getting to know and like the team. Instead of “Why do you like the Magic?” the question could turn into, “You like the Magic? Neat. They are really fun to watch” (this is what Suns fans hear every day of the week now).
To sum things up, as a Magic fan in New York, to follow the Magic is to not only root for the team…but also my state of mind. If the young and exciting duo of Rashard Lewis and Dwight Howard can take us deep into the playoffs a few times, you might see fans like me actually get some props for following a fun NBA team that is out of state. If that young duo fizzles, you will see me explaining to people why I like the team until the year 2056 (roughly around the time Rashard Lewis’ contract expires).
Here’s to hoping the Magic succeed, so me and other out-of-town Magic fans like me can follow our team without an explanation. –Because after all, the only explaining you should have to do as a fan is answering why you’re chasing kids around with a ‘Stuff The Magic Dragon” mascot head.
The Ballad Of An “Out-Of-Town” Magic Fan
I am an ‘out-of-town’ Magic fan, which is to say I don’t live in Orlando or anywhere near it. I live in New York City and follow a team that is roughly a bajillion miles away from me. This isn’t exactly an easy thing, but one thing makes it harder: The complete inability of anyone around me to understand how I could possibly follow the Orlando Magic.
A lot of people I know are sports fans. Their friends are sports fans. Their friends’ friends are sports fans…You get the picture. With this in mind, you can imagine how many times I have this conversation:
Guy: “So, who is your favorite basketball team?”
Me: “The Orlando Magic”
(Silence)
Guy: “Um….why?”
Me: “I like the city of Orlando, I like the players, I like the colors, I write a popular online blog for the team (http://blackandbluemagic.blogspot.com/), and sometimes I run around trying to terrorize little children with a “Stuff The Magic Dragon” mascot head.”
Guy: “Wait…didn’t you grow up in New Jersey? You’ve lived in the northeast your entire life.”
Me: “I know, but my parents and I spent every summer in Orlando, and I just love the area.”
Guy: (Trying to wrap head around it) “But…you grew up in New Jersey. What’s wrong with the Nets?”
Me: “Well, Orlando was just such a better place and when I was growing up the Nets were like an ABA team they were so bad and…you know what? I’m just going to talk to someone else. Smell ya later”
Every exchange I have with a sports fan is like that. One day it got me to thinking: Is this what fans of other teams go through? To answer that question I asked a random guy on the streets of New York who his favorite basketball team was. After making sure I wasn’t mugging him, he cautiously said “The Chicago Bulls”. I asked why and he looked at me with the same level of confusion that someone would have had if I asked him ‘If Jeff Van Gundy’s bags under his eyes are so big, why don’t they have own zip code?’ He snorted, responded, “I like the Bulls because of Michael Jordan. Duh” and walked away. A few more people I asked had similar answers:
“The Cavs. Lebron is awesome.”
“The Nets. Kidd and Carter’s finals run a few years back was amazing.”
“The Lakers. Can’t argue with titles, baby! Sorry about that whole ‘stealing Shaq from you’ thing by the way.”
After pushing that Lakers fan off of a cliff I realized something. Although all of these people were native New Yorkers, they gave one concrete reason to follow teams out of town: Their teams had success. Thinking about it, I too would give a quizzical look if someone told me they were a Raptors, Grizzlies or Hornets fan. Those teams just don’t have a bombast of a team full of winners/adulterers like Kobe Bryant.
Looking at the Magic, since the heyday of the team when they had Shaq (which, in case you wanted to feel old, was over 10 years ago) there wasn’t really much to cheer for in Orlando. The team has inhaled and spit out players like Tracy McGrady, Steve Francis, Mike Miller, Ben Wallace, and most recently Grant Hill, all while barely being a blip on the league’s radar. Furthermore, the team’s playoff experience since Shaq is roughly equivalent to the “days without pooping themselves” experience of the Golden Girl’s cast…which is to say not very good.
The more I thought about the reaction out-of-town Magic fans get nowadays, the more I thought about the good ol’ days of Penny and Shaq. I don’t remember having to defend my team choice as much back then, and the questions as to how I could like the team started roughly around the time Doc Rivers took over. I consider this period, as does the Encyclopedia Brittanica, ‘The Great Anal Rape Of Out-Of-Town Orlando Magic Fans’ as it blew most people’s minds how anyone could be a fan of a team full of no-names and Doc Rivers. From this moment on, things were different.
Most people know that for the team to get more respect, they just have to win more. –What isn’t published in any magazine anywhere is that the same thing with respect goes for the fans. The day the league starts to look at the Magic and says, “Wow, these guys are good” is the same day that out-of-towners like me will stop being questioned as to how we could like the Magic. Winning breeds confidence, but in NBA circles it also breeds familiarity. Everyone knows that the Suns run a lot, the Lakers are a Kobe solo project, the Spurs win with foreigners, and the Mavericks are a kooky Dirk and Mark Cuban reality show. By and large the league still doesn’t know the identity of the Magic, and with the team in such a state of flux it can be argued they don’t know right now either. If the team succeeds with their proposed run-and-gun style, I could already see other NBA fans taking notice and getting to know and like the team. Instead of “Why do you like the Magic?” the question could turn into, “You like the Magic? Neat. They are really fun to watch” (this is what Suns fans hear every day of the week now).
To sum things up, as a Magic fan in New York, to follow the Magic is to not only root for the team…but also my state of mind. If the young and exciting duo of Rashard Lewis and Dwight Howard can take us deep into the playoffs a few times, you might see fans like me actually get some props for following a fun NBA team that is out of state. If that young duo fizzles, you will see me explaining to people why I like the team until the year 2056 (roughly around the time Rashard Lewis’ contract expires).
Here’s to hoping the Magic succeed, so me and other out-of-town Magic fans like me can follow our team without an explanation. –Because after all, the only explaining you should have to do as a fan is answering why you’re chasing kids around with a ‘Stuff The Magic Dragon” mascot head.